At BizarBin we post about some scary and unsettling things such as: scary animals, the New World Order, evil cats and whatnot. As a result, people are now sending us emails on how to defend themselves against such horrors.
First of all I would like to point out that you’re probably save from any lethal animal attacks, unless of course you live in Australia. But the truth is, a real man should be able to handle himself when it’s on. Doesn’t matter if that involves a schoolyard bully, a drunkard looking for a fight or a pissed off Kangaroo. Therefore, we’ve put together this self-defense course featuring no other than the mighty Captain Kirk himself!
If you’re a Trekkie then you should know James Tiberius Kirk is a master of many fine skills. However, his hand-to-hand fighting prowess is perhaps the most deserving of our fear and respect. So, study these ass-whooping techniques closely (which also work on most animals, including cats), and you’ll be able to handle yourself in any situation put in front of you…—————————————————————— ——————————————————————
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