Ladies, I think it’s time to touch on a particularly delicate subject… the camel toe. Seriously, sometimes we need to realize that if we can’t make our pants fit without resorting to any sort of lubricants, we should just give it a rest. Or be ready to face the embarrassing consequences.

What is a Camel Toe?

But lets slow down for a second… Maybe you have no idea what a camel toe is? To be frank, until just recently, I thought it was a camel’s actual toe. But no, as so eloquently described by Wikipedia, a “camel toe, or cameltoe, is slang for the outline of a woman’s labia majora in tightly fitting clothes. Owing to a combination of anatomical factors and the tightness of the fabric covering the area, the crotch and mons pubis may display a shape resembling the forefoot of a camel Camel toe.” In other words, it’s wearing pants in such a matter that people can’t help but stare at a lady’s nether region.

What types are there?

While generally frowned upon, there is no question that guys friggin’ love the Camel Toe! Therefore, rocking “The Toe” is one of the most powerful weapons in a woman’s sex appeal arsenal. It’s basically like having another cleavage to grab attention with. Camel Toes come in all kind of shapes and sizes. But generally speaking, they can be classified into two types: embarrassingly spontaneous and blatantly intentional. The difference is often very obvious. With the latter of the two being the female equivalent of a carefully positioned cock bulge. While many will agree that a toe can be sexy, they can also go really, REALLY wrong. This often happens when there is simply too much toe, resulting in the much less attractive version called… “Moose Knuckle”.

Example of an intentional “Toe”. And yup, women can actually buy these…

Here we’ve rounded up some of the best and some of the worst camel toe pics we could find. Enjoy!

#20. Putting your best Toe forward at Burning Man

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#19. Major fashion Fail! She should have worn a white cap…

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#18. Might as well not wear anything at all…

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#17. Olympic Toe!

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#16. Nice hat…

#15. Oh, and glasses…

#14. Is that a camel suit?

#13. Miss Camel T… Nah, too easy.

#12. Oh my… She should definitely see a doctor about that!

#11. Please tell me she’s Photoshopped!


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